random quotes
11-30-02.18:13

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"YOU LAUGH BECAUSE iM DiFFERERNT. I LAUGH BECAUSE YOURE ALL THE SAME"

"iF YOU THiNK LiFE iS BAD. HOW WOULD YOU LiKE TO BE AN EGG? YOU ONLY GET LAiD ONCE, YOU ONLY GET EATEN ONCE, iT TAKES 4 MiNUTES TO GET HARD, ONLY 2 MiNUTES TO GET SOFT, BUT WORST OF ALL. THE ONLY CHiCK THAT EVER SAT ON YOUR FACE WAS YOUR MOTHER. SO CHEER UP. YOUR LiFE AiN`T THAT BAD!"

"LiFE`S A B*TCH. MOTHER F*CKiN BOOHOO. WHY DON`T YOU CRY MY A RiVER, SO i CAN BUiLD YOU A BRiDGE, SO YOU CAN GET OVER iT!"

"The first step to knowing everything is to realize that you don’t know anything"

University Prayer:

O Lord, hear my anxious plea Calculus is killing me I know not of `dx` or `dy` And probably won’t until the day I die. Please, Lord, help me in this hour As I take my case to the highest power. I care not for fame or loot Just help me find one square root. And Lord, please let me see One passing mark in organic chemistry. Oh such a thing I constantly dread I’d just as soon join the Marines instead. Lord, please give me a sign That you’ve been listening all the time. Please lead me out of this constant coma And give me a shot at my diploma.

(all sources are unknown i found them randomly in asianavenue.com used by others who say they are quotes by someone they don't know-thank you!)

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