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11-14-03.09:48

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i get so negative if someone tells me something is supposed to happen and then it keeps getting delayed for any reason i start to think it's never gonna happen. 'frown'

i turned in my application for alternative route to a teaching liscensure program. that would be nice if i got considered really. then while i'm doing that i can work during the nights or get a loan and do something for myself.

i made this template myself and spent like 4 hours on it last night. 'whew' 'pant' 'wheeze' heheheh. i'm gonna change the top image soon as soon as i get the time again to make a banner. i'm still broke. verjo's car finally passed the smog test but now we're in the whole a goos 500 from things compiling like the brakes, tires from the other car, we owe my mother in law money...i get a headache just thinking about it. and as of right now i pretty much forgot what i had to say so i'll leave it to next time. feeling pretty worn out.

so enjoy some stuff i fished off the internet:

love is not finding someone you can live with, it's finding someone you can't live without.

~ You will never be happy unless ~

- you learn to accept where you came from

- you love yourself

- you care for other people

- you follow your heart and dreams

- and NO HATE! Haters are the most unhappy people

To Women Everywhere from a Man Who`s Had Enough

1.Learn to work the toilet seat. If it`s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don`t hear us *bleep*ing about you leaving it down.

2.ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

3.If you won`t dress like the Victori*bleep*ecret girls, don`t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

4.If you think you`re fat, you probably are. Don`t ask us. We refuse to answer.

5.Don`t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you`re stuck with her.

6.Birthdays, Valentines¹, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

7.If you ask a question you don`t want an answer to, expect an answer you don`t want to hear.

8.Sometimes we`re not thinking about you. Live with it.

9.Don`t ask us what we`re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

10.Sunday = Sports. It`s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

11.Shopping is not a sport, and no, we`re never going to think of it that way.

12.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.

13.Crying is blackmail.

14.Ask for what you want. Let`s be clear on this one:

Subtle hints don`t work.

Strong hints don`t work.

Really obvious hints don`t work.

Just say it!

15.No, we don`t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

16.Peeing standing up is more difficult. We`re bound to miss sometimes.

17.Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we`d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

18.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

19.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That`s what we do.

20.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

21`.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22.Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it`s Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn`t really matter what the $%#% they`re saying anyway.)

23.Check your oil.

24.It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn`t matter which quiz.

25.Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26.All comments become null and void after seven days.

27.If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

28.Let us ogle. We`re going to look anyway; it`s genetic.

29.You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something, but not both.

30.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

31.If it itches, it will be scratched.

32.Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

33.If we ask what`s wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing`s wrong. We know you`re lying, but it`s just not worth the hassle.

34.Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don`t mind that, it`s like camping!

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